Better Listening
A bit of fun for the weekend!
A Colonel issued the following instructions to the Executive Officer:
Tomorrow evening at approximately 2000 hours Halley’s Comet will be visible in this area, an event which occurs only once every 76 years. Have the men to fall out in the battalion areas in fatigues, and I will explain this rare phenomenon to them. In case of rain, we will not be able to see anything so assemble the men in the theatre and I will show films of it.
Executive Officer to the Company Commander:
By order of the Colonel, tomorrow at 2000 hours, Halley’s Comet will appear above the battalion area. If it rains, fall the men out in fatigues: then march to the theatre where this rare phenomenon will take place, something which occurs once every 76 years.
Company Commander to Lieutenant:
By order of the Colonel in Fatigues at 2000 hours tomorrow evening, The Phenomenal Halley’s Comet will appear in the theatre. In case of rain in the battalion area, the Colonel will give another order, something which occurs only once every 76 years.
Lieutenant to Sergeant:
Tomorrow at 2000 hours, the Colonel will appear in the theatre with Halley’s Comet, something which occurs only once every 76 years. If it rains the Colonel will order the comet into the battalion area.
Sergeant To Squad:
When it rains tomorrow at 2000 hours the phenomenal 76-year-old General Hally, accompanied by the Colonel, will drive his Comet through the battalion area in his fatigues!
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